Husband Wife Sexy Funny Jokes Part 3

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...

Husband Wife Sexy Funny Jokes part 2

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

Husband Wife Sexy Funny Joke Part1

Two men meet while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Husband Wife laughter Bomb, SMS, Funny, Gags, Philosophy of life

Philosophy of life:

At the begining of married life,

every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE:.

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,

but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,

but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,

don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,

somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,

somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,

are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.