Break Up SMS

“ WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai "

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Birthday SMS

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA…
START UR DAY WITH HER …SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

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Best-Wishes-Sms

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Anniversary-sms

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married meThank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We made a wonderful pair!

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Rigged Contest

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the first man.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.""2" said the second man

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."

Freezing to Death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second."I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head.
"That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."