Father's Day SMS Collection Part 2

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

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The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!

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One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
Schoole
masters.

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It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

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If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

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You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

Fathers Day SMS Collection Part 1

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!


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I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

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Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Husband Wife Sexy Funny Jokes Part 3

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...

Husband Wife Sexy Funny Jokes part 2

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

Husband Wife Sexy Funny Joke Part1

Two men meet while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".