A Friend Worth Having,
A Task Worth Doing,
A Treasured Dream That’s Worth Pursuing,
A Truth Worth Giving,
A Faith Worth Sharing …
Make L.I.F.E Worth Living.
Happy Friendship Day
“ WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai "
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA…
START UR DAY WITH HER …SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR
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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married meThank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We made a wonderful pair!
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.""2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second."I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head.
"That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
Diwali Wishes For Your Family…
Diwali Miss You Message…
A Fun Diwali Wish For Your…
On Diwali… Wish Your Parents!
Fun And Masti Bhari Diwali…
Om Sri Ganeshaya Namah!
Beete Hue Diwali Ki Yaadein…
Always In My Thoughts…
"Happy Diwali"
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here. Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House. Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here. Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door. Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here. Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Happy Diwali
SMS
Aaj se aap ke yahan…Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka… Nash… Ho,
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka… Vas… Ho.
"Happy diwali"
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c.
How bout jalebi?
Hmm... Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find anything as sweet as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Scroll dwn if u Hate me
i don't beliv u're scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILLSCROLLING?
But after
our fights
I LOVE U
HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN
Hello Bhaiya, how r u ?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - "Mallika Sherawat "
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You are so cute,
darling and adorable.
Can't help forming a relationship with you...
PleaseAccept me
As yourDearest and Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Happy Independence Day
Freedom is not Right but a Feeling!
Let`s be proud to feel the Freedom!
Let`s say loud we are INDIANS!!!
Let all of us get to-gather and
Let`s Celebrate Our Freedom!
Jai Hind!
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""JAY HIND""
HAVE A GREAT INDEPENDES DAY
...FEEL PROUD TO BE AN INDIA ........
"HINDUSTHAN ZINDABAD"
